So I flip on TV this moring, they’re showing the new bastardized version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you know, the politically correct version where Michelangelo isn’t a surfer dude? Anyhow, this commercial comes on for an actual NON ELECTRONIC GAME. That’s right, a NON ELECTRONIC GAME. It’s a mini ski-ball type gimmick from Tiger where you bounce a steel ball (you heard me right, ACTUAL STEEL) off a little trampoline into a traditional ski-ball backing. So while I’m already caught off guard by this ad, I see a typical disclaimer message on the bottom.
I read it and can’t help but laugh…
“Score depends on skill of player.”
Well no shit. We’re fucked.