So, this time I’m Superman and I also have telekinetic powers.
I come across a MASSIVE Walmart that is flooding and the roof is partially collapsing. I patch up the roof, save the people, etc…
I’m flying around and generally being Superman.
Anyhow, there’s a family stuck in traffic up on a bridge in the distance. I immediately decide to mess with them as I have access to a 5 story tall Winnie The Pooh bear.
I use my telekinesis to make it climb up the bridge next to the car and have it start saying “BRAINS” in a zombie voice.
The parents and kids scream, I pop out from behind it laughing.
This is why I can’t have superpowers.
